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Información personal
Soy:
Elwood Sterne-Kallikak, masculino, indeciso/a
De:
Yerba Buena, California, Estados Unidos
Buscando:
Nadie
Idiomas:
Inglés
Educación:
Escuela secundaria
Empleo:
Cheese Straightener
Ingresos:
Bajo
Relación:
Abrir
Niños:
Sí, no vivimos juntos
Religión:
Confuciano/a
Fumar:
Regularmente
Beber:
Varias veces a la semana
Signo del zodiaco:
Escorpio
Qué aspecto tengo
Etnia:
Blanco
Tipo de cuerpo:
Promedio
Largo del cabello:
Muy largo
Color de cabello:
Otros
Color de ojos:
Azul
Altura:
5 ft 5 in (165 cm)
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Sobre mí

H.L. Mencken on Democracy:

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner".

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.."

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron".

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard".

Brace yourselves to get it good and hard, people.
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itsme2853 2 días atrás
yep, that's it.
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 2 días atrás
para itsme2853 : My glistening bronzed physique, probably.
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itsme2853 2 días atrás
right, you live in the more northern part of the great state, so the Giants would logically be your team. I keep placing you in southern Cal in my mind for some reason. 
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 2 días atrás
para itsme2853 : To quote the great Osgood Fielding III: nobody's perfect. Paradoxically, I was rooting for the Dodgers in the '24 series. My Yankee hate goes far deeper than my Dodgers hate.
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itsme2853 2 días atrás
To be fair then, the dodgers are my second fav, followed close by the cubs, then anyone but the yankees.
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 2 días atrás
para itsme2853 : Love the Jays. Didn't like em so much back in the early 90s when they were breaking hearts in Oakland.
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itsme2853 2 días atrás
lol, I can always count on you to make me chuckle. Thank Christ we still have humor. I'm sure you'll agree it was depressing to see the bluejays lose yesterday after 10 straight wins.. sorry again.lol
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 2 días atrás
Accordingly, poutine will be known as "Freedom Globs".
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 2 días atrás
para redclay56 : Also: I'm spearheading a movement to change the name "Quebec" to "Vancelvania". Catchy, no?
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 2 días atrás
para itsme2853 : it's great:  the tariffs are working, our people are happy, our judicial system is doing it's job, our leaders are the envy of the world's citizens...what's not to like? And the Dodgers have lost 6 in a row! Life is good!
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itsme2853 2 días atrás
Hey Red, how are you doing? Are you coping with the greatest leader in the history of the world fixing every problem anyone has every devised and making the U.S. of A. the utopia the world can only dream about? Sorry, I actually do feel your pain but if we lose our ability to mock the buffoon, we lose, period. Imho.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 8 días atrás
para redclay56 : Indeed. That's where some of the good ol boys of yesteryear from across The Pond went, and also to the Argentine...and don't forget The Boys from Brazil. Perhaps Elon will soon make nice with The Donald and try to clone his arse, mate. 
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 8 días atrás
para gentle_love : I have never seen Old Yeller, and I DON'T WANT TO. 
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 8 días atrás
para gentle_love : Uruguay, anyone?
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gentle_love
gentle_love 8 días atrás
para redclay56 : Yeah, I remember that old flick, it was released when I was a little nipper. You might as well have your updated instructions put in your medical chart, and in your last will and testament as well. The way things are swiftly regressing, Rod, at the appointed time the so-called farmers may open their white coats and reveal their Blackshirtss underneath. As the Spanish-American philosopher Santayana said: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Italia anyone ?
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 8 días atrás
para gentle_love : Deutschland is looking pretty attractive right now.
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 8 días atrás
para gentle_love : I have already given my nearest and dearest instructions that if I get a case of the sniffles, just take me out and the woods and...well, you've seen Old Yeller, havn't you?
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 8 días atrás
para gentle_love : Farmers in doctor clothes...
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 8 días atrás
para gentle_love : In the future we'll be going to farmers markets for medical care.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 8 días atrás
As to that 'Hot Tgirl Pietra' video, I see where you're coming from, mate, you're an ethical moral agent; you'll get your reward in the heavenly sphere one day. On second thought, as it relates to this chap, it's more likely he's a holistic urologist with a sub-specialty in minimally-invasive rectal prostate stimulation. Regrettably, this therapeutic procedure is no longer covered by Medicaid, not after The Donald enacted into law today the Big Beautiful Bill. Thus, I'll have to cancel my much anticipated appointment with the New Age practitioner on Monday. BTW, speaking of governmental expenditures, there are always abundant funds for building a concenntration campp in the Evergladess....lovely cages....as Yogi once said, “it's déjà vu all over again.” Deutschland anyone ?
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 15 días atrás
para Chaz352 : Glad to help!
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rbones
rbones 19 días atrás
Hi there! Thank you for the friend invite 😊
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Chaz352 19 días atrás
mmmm...edging here now (for now).....dripping.....thank you!! xoxo chaz in ny
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Gary574rsa 20 días atrás
Great collection! Thanks for adding me!
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Freejoin69
Freejoin69 23 días atrás
Lovely collection! ;-)
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redclay56
redclay56 Anfitrión 1 mes atrás
para deacon62 : Overlapping areas of interest for sure!
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deacon62 1 mes atrás
Happy to accept. Seems we both still like girls but LOVE cock!
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Badboyjones 1 mes atrás
Wow, great stuff!
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Jasonlover2222
Jasonlover2222 1 mes atrás
hot collection of favorite videos
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marylandman15023 1 mes atrás
Nice collection
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